seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"
Colifer + shoulder touches @ SDCC 2014
we needed the wide shot kiss backwards because reasons
SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE TAKING A STAND AGAINST SAM PEPPER
Can we talk about michael cliffords for a sec cause its so blunt
For real tho…
It’s a very wonderful yet difficult thing to be given a lot of really good opportunities and the world is at your fingertips.
h e l p
Science Penguin [x]
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”
SO HAPPY TO SEE SCIENCE PENGUIN ON MY DASH.
White Out - Sneak Peek 1
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean